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im irene | i like to eat and blog about the fictional | I like you, do you like me??

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT

seedy:

you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset

solomonfletcher:

a big stupid idiot crush

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

dayandnightitsjustlife:

ethereal-thot:

thesolitarygrape:

rubyetc:

universal truths 

Almost all the time this is 100% accurate

Are you sure you’re not just buying hoodies in the wrong size?

yes, becuase even when i buy them so that the arms are too long, i’ve had the hood be too small and the bottom barely meet my pants, and it’s still too tight and it does manke your boobs look weird, we know what we’re talking about,

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littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

emmazingemma:

actually me

 A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
 B. FAVORITE BAND.
 C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
 D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
 E. MY BEST FRIEND.
 F. MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
 G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
 H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
 I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
 J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
 K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
 L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
 M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
 N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
 O. MY EYE COLOUR.
 P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
 Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
 R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
 S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
 T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
 U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
 V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
 W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
 X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
 Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
 Z. HOW ARE YOU

spacemodeactive:

thedicegoddess:

paigeinabook22:

Yooooo let’s do this shit for funsies!

Yes

Please??

1o17:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

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