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its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito


she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her


burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?


those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister


I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..




first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa





she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki


she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness






you know what i noticed?

sherlock is *less* rude to his father than he is to his mother.

when mummy displayed the slightest bit of affection for sherlock (in the form of a caress to the cheek) he immediately sought to remove himself from the interaction, as opposed to when his father displayed affection through his concern for Sherlock’s friends, sherlock simply acknowledges daddy’s sentiment without so much as a second thought.

this observation leads me to believe that sherlock may have spent more time around his father as opposed to his mother, alluding to how he ought to interact with the world given that his father seems to lack social skills as well.

just a thought

it could also lend to the fact that, when his mother was giving affection, it was to him, both times that we see her do it — the one time at 221B and the second time when she threatens to become “absolutely monstrous” towards whomever shot him. But when it’s Sherlock’s father, he’s giving concern to Sherlock’s friends, to John and to Mary, to people that he connects with and relates to. He cares about them, and so anyone who reflects that care towards them, he will accept the sentiment because he feels it too

Now I’m just imagining the Holmeses as young parents:

Mummy - genius, but not very good with kids, so she reads tons of parenting books because she really wants to do a good job (no matter how often Daddy Holmes tells her she’ll do just fine), and the books say that if a child isn’t shown affection by their mother, it gives them all sort of complexes, so she makes a deliberate effort to be affectionate to her children every day…even though she’s a bit rubbish at it, she keeps trying because she believes it’s important.

Whereas, Daddy Holmes simply notices that Sherlock doesn’t like physical affection (witness his cringe when Angelo grabs and hugs him in the restaurant), so he shows his love by verbal compliments instead. (“Well done, Sherlock.” “How extraordinary. Did you do that all by yourself?”)

What I think is even more interesting is how this plays itself out when Sherlock grows up. I reckon Sherlock is much more like his mum temperamentally, which we can see in his awkwardness when Archie and Anderson hug him: “OMG physical contact is expected of me in this situation I have to do something there I patted them that counts right?”

Whereas John, upon hearing Sherlock’s deducing skills for the very first time, responds with a verbal compliment, exactly like Daddy Holmes: “that’s extraordinary.” And Sherlock lights up like a candle.




on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie


searching something up when everyone says dont do it image

smiletotheface asked: cookies and cream froyo


  • cookies and cream froyo:3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
  1. someone who isnt judgemental and completely understands that all people have reasons for being who they are !!!!!! they go through shitty situations like the rest of us and are people with their own individual stories. that new girl at work that doesnt smile a lot? maybe shes having a bad day, no need to call her a bitch???? the dude who never went to college, he has every bit of potential to be as intelligent as you so sit your ass down. i hate it so much when people think they have it so together, that they’re so much smarter than others that they have the ability to figure someone out without even getting to know them first. christ. 
  2. support feminist ideals and understand that racism is still a daily struggle people deal with, the basic shit
  3. i laugh at basically everything so i instantly warm up to funny people 

asexualsammy asked: redbean and oolong?


  • redbean ice cream: ideal partner

makes me laugh all the time, kind, open minded

  • oolong tea:my first love

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