Catchphrase: pending
im irene | i like to eat and blog about the fictional | I like you, do you like me??

ai-yo:

they saved her life

http://moriarty.tumblr.com/post/97369372540/dear-popular-girl-who-told-me-she-was-definitely

moriarty:

dear popular girl who told me she was defiNITELY NOT A FEMINIST in the car today

"well, i obviously believe in woman’s rights, but im definitely not a feminist. i dont go out and rally and scream and hold signs and stuff. im more of a humanist"

it feels like you’ve punched me in the face. im…

tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

vipcunt:

OH MY GOD

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

murphels:

it must be really sad for chris evans when he finds a nice shirt that fits him really well but then he accidentally flexes his mammoth fucking biceps and hopelessly rips the sleeves into a thousand pieces, which i assume happens at least three times a week

eiyunoitakuni:

narutos-dick:

trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

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THIS IS EVEN WORSE

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